And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via writersbloqinc)

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monobeartheater:

lizlizlovely:

kleat:

izzebeth:

this is so so so important !!

important

that last statistic 

holy shit its in EVERY SINGLE STATE

(Source: thea21campaign.org)

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nudityandnerdery:

totalabandoneet:

procrastinatingasusual:

sosuperawesome:

Glow in the Dark Solar System Apparel by makeitgoodpdx

I have a mighty need

Want those undies.

If you wear the underwear, and someone doesn’t tell you that “your ass is out of this world,” just put your pants back on and leave, because that person doesn’t deserve to have sex with you.

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ohhitumblr:

I feel like a real phonetician or something.

about to go learn about this crazy program :)

ohhitumblr:

I feel like a real phonetician or something.

about to go learn about this crazy program :)

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lacelephants:

 ✘✘✘

someone please tell me what the white stuff with black dots in it is…

lacelephants:

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someone please tell me what the white stuff with black dots in it is…

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dasistmeinvodka:

kingjerell:

blackbeatnik:

lullabysounds:

MAY WE NEVER FORGET 

Wifey

C’mere Rihanna.

WIE ZUR HÖLLE

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

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This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

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skatunenetwork:

107422:

this is a goddamn national travesty

Jesus fucking christ, get over your goddam fandom and support a woman who is really beginning to change the perceptions of gender in this stupid society.

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