• me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

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cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

Yup, not everyone needs to be corrected or shown some different way of life for every post that they make. *sings* keep yo ‘pinions to yo seeeeelllves.

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luaisyfan13:

pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

My life, ladies and gentlemen.

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Say it with me, kids:

stoppity:

  • Being white doesn’t automatically make you a racist.
  • Being a man doesn’t automatically make you a sexist.
  • Being a heterosexual doesn’t automatically make you homophobic.
  • Being cisgendered doesn’t automatically make you transphobic.
  • Existing as a part of the majority does not automatically make you an oppressor to the minority.

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gammelfleischparty:

khansfringe:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

Still me in college.

SO IST ES!

gammelfleischparty:

khansfringe:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

Still me in college.

SO IST ES!

(Source: willoughbooby)

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  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

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bilt2tumble:

corpsepose:

happy easter

Yeeeaaahhhh… Ummm… No.

(Source: gingerdeer)

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